Friday, December 1, 2006
Devastating announcement...with a silver lining
I am very upset. This morning I found a sparkling silver hair on my head. I spotted it from a distance while getting ready this morning. I leaned in closer for a better look and it was true- a bright white, sparkling silver hair. It was a new spiky hair that stood out in my ponytail. I immediately pulled it out and inspected it further. Oh the agony. I know I am doomed. My dad and both of his parents have full heads of white hair. This year I am not dreaming of a white Christmas! Chestnut brown suits me just fine.
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Repeat after me... you do not have to go gray gracefully!! That is why there are nice little bottles of chestnust brown dye!
The Dada's aunt is very gray... but, somehow his mom has beautiful blonde hair!
Just who the hell do you think you are saying that awful stuff about your father with a full head of white hair? This is the first time I have visited your site, and since there is no credibility here I will probably not visit again.
Do you know how many times your father has been hit on in the fitness center? Okay, they are usually young gay men, but anyway I think he is still real hot and his hair is more like salt and pepper....much more pepper than salt actually.
Let's compare notes in about 23 years and see who is gray. You will have to grow out that stuff you girls put in your hair to stay young looking. Anyway I think your wonderful father ,like many other men, would actually like to show their age rather than disguise it!
By the way, 'Just For Men' is not nearly as popular as other pharmacy stuff like Viagra, Cialis etc. etc.
I hope your father doesn't read this or he will be really pissed!
Over and out!!
The (tarnished) Silver Fox.
Your dad cracks me up. That was too funny. My dad, too, went gray really young, but I'm already well past that age so I think I'll be fine..
As a side note - I can't tell you how many grays I have found in my head. I just stopped counting. The good news is that you can't really see them....
Yikes, Did not mean to offend the silver fox.
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